notjusttheblood:

yayitsme222:

misformazing:

theorangemage:

all of the sides. the entire wiener.

apparently I’ve been doing it wrong… this entire time.

brb… taking notes

this is how i feel when my boyfriend tries to sext with me.. im like “pls just stop” i even made him read a fanfiction once, and he was like “okay, this is really good..im taking notes on this” and i was like GOOD.

I feel you, dear.