444industrialdrive:

Bill, are you an ass-butt?

Is Eric better than you in every way?

Do you like Nickelback?

When you were “dating”, did you sometimes steal some of Sookeh’s sundresses, try them on, and think “I feel pretteh”?

Do you consider yourself the Regina George of Bon Temps?

Do you miss your guy-liner years?

Are you secretly in love with Sam?

Are you jealous of humans because you’ve always wanted to try one of Lafayette’s “AIDS-burgers”?

At least SOMEONE’S not Billusional….

(Source: sunsetshark)