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exitpursuedbyasloth:

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LOL this scene always makes me laugh

If was Eric and not Bill, in the word “hoe” the guy probably would be beheaded with his bare hands. Just sayin’.

Naw, if it were Eric, he would have waited till Cooter was done, calmly asked him which werewolf it was, and after getting his answer, when he had no further use for him, thanked him for his time and then beheaded him with his bare hands. Because you don’t kill someone till you get the whole story, that’s just being silly. Next he would have tracked down the werewolf Sookie was supposedly fuckin’ and killed him as well for disparaging the character of his lover and spreading the falsehood that he was cuckold. Because he knows Sookie isn’t into dogs.

But I thought it was cute how Bill was trying to copy Eric with his little track suit. Failed, miserably, obviously. Just emphasized the douchy cut of his jib.

Hahahahha, yeah, you are right!

He would never lead Russel til Sookie, too. Brain.

Well, god, yeah, that goes without saying. I mean, what kind of fucking idiot escapes from his smarter, stronger, faster captor who has a pack of tracking dogs werewolves at his disposal, whose like five rooms away, who is after your girlfriend, and then runs straight to your girlfriend because some asshole with no credibility and named Hot Pocket said she was cheating on you and you are a possessive turdhound without the ability for abstract thought and basic problem solving skills who has never heard of the fucking phone?

I mean, really. A guy that stupid probably couldn’t get a girl worth fighting over anyhow. Unless he drugged her or something.

“Unless he drugged her or something.” You just made the entire sinopse of their relationship.

I just fucking love you, that’s all.


unreconstructedfangirl: exitpursuedbyasloth: pebble0010: notjusttheblood: stillhidden: him-e: nwalmn: tempella: Grand entrance    I have to point something silly. When Bill is running in vamp speed, he always stop when he is almost there (like when he runs to Sookie when the Maenad attacks her). BILLY RUN ALL THE WAY IN VAMP. I mean, why do this “grand entrance”, no one gives a fuck to you.   Yep. He stops to declare to the world “Sookeh!” so everyone notices him. This particular grand entrance was so idiot TBH. He should have sneaked in like a cat, instead of making EVERY FUCKING VAMPIRE HATER in the room aware that a vampire was in. *le eyeroll* Well, Bill is known for his well-thought-out, stealthy, carefully planned campaigns…. :) Bill is Sun Tzu of vampires. Bill is General Patton. He is … okay, I can’t type this with straight face anymore. :) “SOOOOOOKEEEEHHHHHHHH! AIH HAVE COMETH TO RESCQEWYAH YEW FROM EVIL ERIC! I KNOWEH HE HASA DONE SUMTHIN HORRRRRIBLEH TO YEW- Oh, wait, who are all these people? Heh.. heh.. I mean.. SOOOKEHHH!”  not trying to offend anyone.this bill bashing shit is starting to get real annoying. i feel like i’m looking at the inside of a bathroom stall in some run down ghetto high school how old are you people? That’s a typical reaction to have when looking at Bill, since he is so full of shit. And I’m sorry, are we hurting Bill’s feelings? Oh, that’s right, he’s a fictional character, and therefor has no feelings. The bashing of Bill is primarily based in what a ridiculous and horrible (fictional)person he is, and not some of the assorted offensive bullshit haterade that often exists in fandoms (slut-shaming, gay-bashing, misogyny, vaguely racist statements, incredibly racist statements, more slut-shaming, holding female characters to ridiculously high standards and then hating them all anyway, Eurocentrism, etc etc etc), so I fail to see any justifiable objection to the continued campaign of mockery. Indeed. Perhaps if Bill weren’t a repugnant rapist and all around evil-doer wrapped up in a package of contemptible incompetence, cowardice and pathos we could stop “bashing” him, fictional asshat that he is. As things stand, though, he fully deserves it, and also, I think he will survive the pain, since he isn’t real. Tags, yo. 

unreconstructedfangirl:

exitpursuedbyasloth:

pebble0010:

notjusttheblood:

stillhidden:

him-e:

nwalmn:

tempella:

Grand entrance

 
 I have to point something silly.
When Bill is running in vamp speed, he always stop when he is almost there (like when he runs to Sookie when the Maenad attacks her).
BILLY RUN ALL THE WAY IN VAMP. I mean, why do this “grand entrance”, no one gives a fuck to you.
 

Yep. He stops to declare to the world “Sookeh!” so everyone notices him. This particular grand entrance was so idiot TBH. He should have sneaked in like a cat, instead of making EVERY FUCKING VAMPIRE HATER in the room aware that a vampire was in. *le eyeroll*

Well, Bill is known for his well-thought-out, stealthy, carefully planned campaigns…. :) Bill is Sun Tzu of vampires. Bill is General Patton. He is … okay, I can’t type this with straight face anymore. :)

“SOOOOOOKEEEEHHHHHHHH! AIH HAVE COMETH TO RESCQEWYAH YEW FROM EVIL ERIC! I KNOWEH HE HASA DONE SUMTHIN HORRRRRIBLEH TO YEW- Oh, wait, who are all these people? Heh.. heh.. I mean.. SOOOKEHHH!”

 not trying to offend anyone.this bill bashing shit is starting to get real annoying. i feel like i’m looking at the inside of a bathroom stall in some run down ghetto high school how old are you people?

That’s a typical reaction to have when looking at Bill, since he is so full of shit.

And I’m sorry, are we hurting Bill’s feelings?

Oh, that’s right, he’s a fictional character, and therefor has no feelings.

The bashing of Bill is primarily based in what a ridiculous and horrible (fictional)person he is, and not some of the assorted offensive bullshit haterade that often exists in fandoms (slut-shaming, gay-bashing, misogyny, vaguely racist statements, incredibly racist statements, more slut-shaming, holding female characters to ridiculously high standards and then hating them all anyway, Eurocentrism, etc etc etc), so I fail to see any justifiable objection to the continued campaign of mockery.

Indeed. Perhaps if Bill weren’t a repugnant rapist and all around evil-doer wrapped up in a package of contemptible incompetence, cowardice and pathos we could stop “bashing” him, fictional asshat that he is. As things stand, though, he fully deserves it, and also, I think he will survive the pain, since he isn’t real.

Tags, yo.