unreconstructedfangirl:

alexanderskarsgardhaiku:

That we all write Alexander an open love letter… in haiku format.

In other words, in short poems of three lines, 5-7-5. Any and all submissions that fit the format and express a fangirl or boy’s love for the dreamboat who brings Eric Northman to life will be accepted with delight. Just select a picture of the handsomest Swede in the world, and write him three little lines of love, and submit. Make it pithy, my dears.

Haiku on, my sisters. Haiku on.

Who’s with me???

PS. I started this blog just now because I’m drunk.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH OMG.

Now i see.

alexanderskarsgardhaiku:

Oh, Gracious Plenty
I do not have enough jars
for these orgasms

unreconstructedfangirl:

Oh Gran. I’m a bit ambivalent about you.

same.

alexanderskarsgardhaiku:

Shall we discuss who’s 
saucy? Because, I think it’s 
You, you sexy bitch.

HAHAHAH, very clever.

(Source: sophbirdd)

alexanderskarsgardhaiku:

Internal Monologue

Still reeling. “She
hit me! And, I think I love her
Get a grip, Northman!”

I am sure this is what he was thinking.

(via unreconstructedfangirl)

hsm7:

alexanderskarsgardhaiku:

x-a-movie-script-ending-x:

Err, porn much?

Not that I am complaining ;)

Porn?

This disturbed and thrilled
me. I have a dirty mind…
picturing it now.

Must reply:

Yes, I see it, too

imagination reveals

the Gracious Plenty

:)

I really don’t know how to make this haiku stuff but i am enjoying very much.

(Source: x-my-bright-is-too-slight-x)

hsm7:

nwalmn:

hsm7:

alexanderskarsgardhaiku:

x-a-movie-script-ending-x:

Err, porn much?

Not that I am complaining ;)

Porn?

This disturbed and thrilled
me. I have a dirty mind…
picturing it now.

Must reply:

Yes, I see it, too

imagination reveals

the Gracious Plenty

:)

I really don’t know how to make this haiku stuff but i am enjoying very much.

My dear, Vanessa, you can soooo do this!  Just 3 lines, with 5 syllables in the first line, then 7 syllables in the second line, and finally, 5 syllables in the last line.  Lots of fun…plus, such a good subject to write about!  I look forward to seeing your first one!  Linda

Y’all are much more “artsy” than me. I mean i used to play a little but in portuguese, much more easier for me.

I will give it a try tomorrow. Because now i am not so drunk.

(Source: x-my-bright-is-too-slight-x)

alexanderskarsgardhaiku:

I Support this 100%

Homoerotic
drunken shenanigans are
awesome! Party on!

this haiku dedicated to nwalmn, with love.

hahahahahaha, so much love <3

You make me happy. Love homoerotic Skars. Let’s praise his light with more alcohol!

alexanderskarsgardhaiku:

santress:

Eric & Godric — True Blood Season 2:  I Will Rise Up

(Source:  HBO.com)

The Plea

How can you leave me?
Despair fills my heart and head.
Please. Please. You can’t go.

(via hsm7)

alexanderskarsgardhaiku:

She Saves Me

With her rich, red blood,
the gentle tilt of her head.
She brings me to life.

(Source: jenpero, via hsm7)